Prince Charmng

I spoke with Rach tonight..

She thought herself to have found her "prince charming"

Rach: I really think he's the one..

Me: Riiiiiiiiiiight. Laughs hysterically.

Rach: I know, I said that crap only happens in freakin Disney movies.

I was WRONG.

Me: Ya THINNNK?!

Rach: Stop being a bitch.

Me: Im NOT. Just thinkin of ways to push Cinderella, Princess Jasmine, and Snow white off a cliff for you. 

Rach: If the shoe fits Sybil...

CLICK...
hullo?!

No man is Prince Charming.. 

NO such a thing..

right?