Liz Taylor

Years ago my sister compared me to….Liz Taylor

YOU are Liz Taylor, sister.. with a Cindy Lauper look..

You have the whole “Pink attitude goin on,
 yet.. You’re Liz Taylor

 Certainly not Liz’s  beauty. I mean she was drop dead gorgeous. I could NEVER compare myself to her, or her elegance.

She’d appear on a socialite blog, or news channel, thin and elegant..

And months later she’d appear on that same social calendar, chubby.

Wha’  “hop’pined” ?

How did she do it? How did she land the most handsome men in Hollywood? Being a chubby wubby?

For years I was “that” thick short mom.

(hubby loves me thick) He hates me skinny.

My boys as well.. They HATE me thin.. yet adore me thick. I look unhealthy thin and so much BETTER thick (so the boys say)

I believe they ‘ave it all wrong.

Im naturally thick.

I was athletic in HS, did gymnastics, played girls softball, was a cheerleader, and even ran cross country.

Yes, Emo girls did those things..

ahem.

I did..

errr, they uh,


wellll most emo girls didn’t..

maybe Im not that typical Emo girl?

 I’m still Liz Taylor, in a round about way.

Im petite but chubby in others.

Shrugs shoulders ..


Doesn't matter how often I hit that gym up... Im still thick. * rawr