Call

I heard the phone ringing.. I ran in from the driveway..

Rinnnnnnnnnnnnnng...

Hullo?

Jeremy there?

Are you the guy who called last night?

Yes Ma'am.

I LAUGH.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Is he there?

So how was your day?

I thought I'd share with you, what I've done today since we're such good friends.

Lemme see..

I was up at 4am, it's the norm around these parts.

Had my coffee...

Is Jeremy There?

Then I started Mafia Waring... (Im addicted)

Booted up Blogger...

Ya'no read up on everyone's adventures.

They have such great lives. Kinda tickles my fanny a bit ya'no?

Then I blogged, facebooked,a bit.

had like a POT OF COFFEE.

Played with Bella, shes our baby... a dog if you will. doesn't know it.. but shes definitely a dog..

Is JEREMY THERE?

Bought some new perfume too via Internet,,,

 I wear a butt load of perfume. NOT the cheap stuff mind ya, that wears off rather quick. Good stuff, WAIIIIIIIIIIIT, hunny hubby just..

Ma'am is JEREMY there?

Bought me a bottle of CoCo Channel. I LOVE IT. You should really think of getting some for your..

Waaaaaaaaaaiiiit are you married.?

Hunny Hubby is DYING from laughing!

Have kids?

I have 3, none of which you're looking for.

What'cha DO TODAY?

Where you calling from?

I bet it's morning there in your country.

Ya'no it's almost 9PM here.

Ma'am Can I please speak to Jeremy?

I'm thinking of getting some high tech spy stuff and tracking you down..

Yes indeed I am..

Ya'no so I can call YOUR house at night.

Wake your kids up, maybe your wife.. ooh you never answered.. ARE YOU MAAAARR.....

CLICK

Lil bugger hasn't called back!