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I work in an office where it’s a chilly 65 degrees. I blame Thermo Woman.

She’s in denial of her hormonal change…

As I walk by the thermostat, I groan. The chills rack my body…

Goosebumps appear across my skin…

And something unpleasant happens..

VIAGRA BOOBIES!

Literally.

I mean, how can one be hard all day long?

Im beginning to think I have a problem. A HORRIFIC problem..

Medical attention needed to bring peace of mind to my run away brain.

I glance over at her in a Tank Top…

I shiver, muttering as I do…

Admit you need to pop a pill.

Im tempted to jump on her, pry her lips open and shove her hormone pill down her throat..

Ive thought LONG and HARD on it...

I mumble to my boss…  Mr. (M)

Feeeel my hands. Next you’re going to see penguins running across the floor.

HAPPY FEEEET will be dancing and Sybil will be …be … dead from hypothermia

Lil icicles hanging from my lil woman mustache!!!

All the while thermo woman pants, ..er, breathes like a dog..

I walk through the office with 2 sweaters and forearms up against chest…

Waiting for Mr. Elvis, daddy Penguin to bust out a song.. His son pulling an Elvis move a leg thon.

All the while my boobies are rocks.. and I feel Ive consumed 20 Boobie Viagras.

great...