The LOOGIE

I was driving to curves. 

a place to vent my daily dose of "D" my middle child.

As I drove down Foothill. I glanced over at a woman in a Lexus.

She ...she...

 Hocked a LOOGIE!

WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

REALLY?!

My gag reflex went into over drive. 

You could see by her expression she was PROUD of it.

Com'on ... REALLY?!

* Horrified expression on face*

I stared.. I couldn't help it.

I arched my eyebrow..and continued to stare.

A Lexus, Gucci sunglasses and shes hockin a looogie?

Least we forget the Tiffany heart bracelet she had on her wrist.

Grandma... Id never do that in public..

However, 

you see, I, er, well, hmmm, Clears throat..

 when the boys were little they did teach me how to hock one..

Charm school right out the window