Father's Day

I’ve kinda slacked on my preparation for Fathers day.

*bites lip.

I usually have it in the bag by now.

2 Gifts

1 for my daddy. (don’t say a word. I’m 41 and STILL call my dad DADDY)

And

Last but NOT least… My hubby.

Our children are cheap. What pre-adult isn’t?! I mean they have money for  everything else but what they need it for..

BILLS..Gas money…presents. LOL

**hears voices in my head.. MAAAAAAAA?! Can I borrow 20.00?

Me: Borrow OR Have?!

Ask them to a night club and they throw down some serious cash!!

Brilliant I sayyy.

They’ve caught on to those life skills so easily..

MOM and DAD = suck’ahhhhhhhhhhhh…

I know I did. I would still, if able.

I have decided I’m giving my husband a treat at the local spa.  Facial, Pedicure, and finally Massage!

My belief is … show him how good it feels and I’ll be able to SCORE.

Did I say SCORE?!

I meant (clears throat)

I’d be able to frequent that facility more often. (Yeah, that’s what I meant)

How can I be denied?  It isn’t possible.

*pats self on the back. I am a woman and will bend his will to mine. HA!