Ruuuude

I can't believe you actually called me today! (can you see me roll my eyes?) Even after several phone calls and faxes!

(Menacing smile).

You see I’m anal to the point I drive people crazy over how I keep record of EVERYTHING I do.  My faxes, my emails, and my calls logged for just this purpose.

  I have records upon records to prove I’ve called you and spoken to your assistants, and receptionists. I grew tired of “waiting” for you to show some respect and either contact me back, or fax me back.

I made an executive decision and called your personal cell, AFTER HOURS.  

(smiles)

When I heard your voice, I froze, surely my ears where playing tricks.

You couldn’t be…….

Under the influence of drugs and or alcohol? You are after all, a professional drug counselor. Are you not?

First of all, I saw through you (insert HER name here). I saw through your hatred and realized we had an issue when you verbally attacked a family member.

I saw through your scheming, troublesome, mean spirited ways when you address your co-workers.

You had the “IM LARGE an IN CHARGE AND YOUR NOTHING attitude. Didn’t you all go through this program? Where is it written that you’re holier than thou?

You were literally shrieking the other day about YOU BEING IN CHARGE… I heard your co-workers voice (not daring to turn in fear Id be caught in your web of bull*%&$)  

Your tongue is like glass, smooth at first …then razor sharp when your need to show dominance over others.

You’re a controlling and unstable person. I pity women like you.

I can't help but wonder how you’ve retained a job in this field with your condescending ways, your inability to communicate, and your lack of friendliness, affection, warmth,  or tenderness. You’re not cut out for a position of this magnitude.

I was SHOCKED to say the least when my cell phone rang and I saw your business name. You’re “smooth operator” voice speaking sweet, with no indication of your “drunken self from last night” were you worried I would call and report your behavior?

I admit I was tempted. But figure it this way.

God see’s all. I don’t have too.

That age old expression comes to mind.

Give them nuff rope and they’ll hang themselves…

**Beware**

the KARMA bus comes by often.

HONNNNK

HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK